So, what’s up? It’s been a while since we talked, since we shared. Oh? You want a tattoo? Is that right? And you want it to be free? Well, normally I’d tell you to go fu…HEY! Wait a minute there, hot stuff. I think we might be able to help you out. It’s your lucky day.
Jack likes this tattoo. He wants to do it on someone’s leg, from the knee to the ankle. It will be huge, colossal, and crazy bright. First come, first served. You know the rules. What’s that? You don’t know the rules? Well, here they are. Keep up next time. We’re not singing hymns in church here. The guy in front won’t keep you up to speed forever.
Let’s review the rules:
1. Serious inquiries only. Jack is really giving away a tattoo. Don’t waste our time with bullshit.
2. Jack will decide the size, color and overall design, you can choose the placement, unless otherwise noted.
3. The appointment will be set at Jack’s convenience.
4. You must agree to have a photo of the finished tattoo put in our blog.
5. You must be over 18 years of age and sober.
Did you miss the podcast on Sunday night? Maybe you were in the hospital, so I’ll cut you some slack. It was a great time, and Jason scored a pretty sweet tattoo…which you can watch here.
Jack recently reworked a pair of swallows for a client who requested they be cleaner and brighter. They looked so nice we thought we’d show everyone. (P.S. In case you were wondering, these are straight from the camera, no editing involved, I promise.)
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